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Old 21-05-2019, 12:53 PM
BalloonBoyUK BalloonBoyUK is offline
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Default Re: Dear Penthouse...FML
And this, folks, is why you should never dip your pen in the company ink!

Let it be a lesson to all men: stop thinking with your dicks, and start thinking with your heads! If you're that desperate for sex, hire a prostitute or an escort, or other sex-worker.

Oh, and never, ever have sex with anyone who is already in a relationship, even if they claim it's over. You really don't need the potential grief and hassle!
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