TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

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  • UK-looner
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2019
    • 28

    TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

    Just wondered if anyone else has a special toolbox containing instruments that can be used for popping balloons? I have a small wooden box that sits in the 'Balloon Bedroom' and occasionally it is required to deal with those naughty balloons. The balloons fear the box because it contains:

    1. Long sharp knitting needle
    2. Lighter
    3. Cigarettes
    4. Block of wood with sandpaper on it
    5. Black industrial rubber gloves with sharp pins at the end of each finger
    6. Cheese cutter wire
    7. Wire brush
    8. 3-in-1 Oil
    9. Thin cane with drawing pin at the tip
    10. Small electric drill with sharp bit attached

    Does anyone have other ideas for tools to be added? The balloons dread being placed on the bed and seeing me bring that box to the bedside table.
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  • craggy2012
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2012
    • 824

    #2
    Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

    Never had a kit of gear for popping with, but my missus n I did have a “naughty bag“ full of balloons and inflatables as we called it. Started out as a small ruck sack sized bag, but within 18 months it was a full on sports hold-all stuffed full of 48inch beach balls, swim tubes, a yellow dinghy, quick fill hand pump and gawd knows what else we amassed between us. It weighed a ton, n squeaked like hell as I lugged it in n out of the myriad of hotels n guest houses we frequented over weekends away.

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    • Nopops4me
      Senior Member
      • Jun 2015
      • 519

      #3
      Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

      How about an orange in your toolbox for your 5 a day, maybe you bust more than five a day

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      • UK-looner
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2019
        • 28

        #4
        Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

        Oranges can be very useful for the slow-delayed popping technique.

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        • pinpopper
          Member
          • Mar 2019
          • 58

          #5
          Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

          I also have a tool box. got a lot of the same toys as you even the sand paper. I also have a catapult and a toy dart gun that I have modified to shoot sharpened bolts.

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          • b loony
            Member
            • Oct 2018
            • 99

            #6
            Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

            Voodoo doll pins for the rare occasion I can't be bothered overinflating.

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            • srob2
              Senior Member
              • Dec 2017
              • 352

              #7
              Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

              What do you do with sandpaper?

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              • Loonerdad
                Junior Member
                • Apr 2020
                • 27

                #8
                Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                Yeah, long pins can be fun to use, but not fun for the poor Balloons.

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                • Loonyguy2020
                  Member
                  • Mar 2020
                  • 65

                  #9
                  Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                  firecrackers attached with adhesive ... delayed bang/pop!

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                  • Loonyguy2020
                    Member
                    • Mar 2020
                    • 65

                    #10
                    Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                    Elastic to stretch between thumb and forefinger and shoot hard enough pieces of paper folded as ammunition to pop the loons!

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                    • Popemall

                      #11
                      Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                      Love that you keep a pack of cigs in there, cig pops are awesome!

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                      • 7balloon
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2018
                        • 369

                        #12
                        Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                        I'm not a popper unless I'm overly excited. i generally tend to squeeze balloons between my thighs. If I know I'm not gonna have a chance again to play soon, I push every blown up balloon to the limit.

                        Or at least try to. If there are too many I usually pop before all the balloons. In that case I pop it by squeezing or with a pin, but always against my dick.

                        "worst" case is I find every once in a while a balloon that just doesn't quit. The unpoppable toy, no matter how tight it gets. In that case I try to find a place to hide it. Can't let treasures get away, right?

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                        • Celtlooner
                          Junior Member
                          • Mar 2022
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                          Have a few tools that I enjoy using, and recently tried sandpaper. Loved rubbing a doomed Balloon with some rough sandpaper and hearing it complain and I pushed the rough sandpaper hard onto its surface. Felt that I was being a bit sadistic with that Balloons, but enjoyed it.

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                          • Loontime
                            Junior Member
                            • Oct 2022
                            • 18

                            #14
                            Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                            Originally posted by Popemall
                            Love that you keep a pack of cigs in there, cig pops are awesome!
                            Agree - love CigPops too, if done slowly and maliciously.

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                            • Jt29
                              Member
                              • Oct 2014
                              • 31

                              #15
                              Re: TOOLBOX for BURSTING BALLOONS

                              Are use my dick Sometimes a screwdriver a cigarette

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