Balloons and escorts.

[Londonj2014]

It can become addictive, you don't realise you have a habit until you can't afford it. The amount I've spent over the years is probably in Audi R8 territory.

Yikes LondonLarry, maybe you should try and swing both ways, there are loads of guys into balloons in the UK but very little women.

[LondonLarry]

I appreciate the thought BUT without wishing to sound homophobic (I am not so I hope it does not come across as that), NO NO NO. Women only.

[Londonj2014]

Lol, no worries, I thought I would try my luck. and no, you didn't come across homophobic at all

take care buddy

[balloons4life]

Hello, I'm really thinking of hiring an escort to fulfill my fantasy and pop and play with my balloons. If some of you already did it, I would be really interested in your experiences and tips! Thanks in advance!

[LondonLarry]

Hello, I'm really thinking of hiring an escort to fulfill my fantasy and pop and play with my balloons. If some of you already did it, I would be really interested in your experiences and tips! Thanks in advance!

Just be upfront and honest with what you want. tell them exactly what you require, if you don't you will be disappointed. Explain that they are LOUD! and if you are doing an incall (you go to them) it might be a problem with neighbours. Also if you are into bigger balloons (24"+), say they are bigger balloons. Many a time I've made an appointment for this to happen and the lady has been shocked and scared by the size of the balloons and has said she was thinking normal size balloons.

If emailing her, send some balloon pics or a link with videos so she can get an idea on what you are talking about. State what sexual services you require, cost in total if if set up time comes out of your overall time. That should be about it.

[Scaredyburst]

A question (not a judgement). I've never known the difference between an escort and a prostitute. Can anyone help me?

[roshnikhanna]

Mostly it depends on my clients. They make the call whether using condoms or not. Personally speaking, I tend to not use one.

[balloons4life]

Thanks for your answers! I don't want to have sexual intercourse with them, I just want them to pop balloons and let me interact with their body, that's it.

[Londonj2014]

A prostitute would be for sex whereas an escort could, I guess escort you to functions, to dinner or just to the bedroom.

An escort is just a nicer way of saying prostitute