OK. This happened to me today, I occasionally and I mean occasionally visit Oriental massage shops for a hot stones massage and happy ending for an additional £20; £50 in total for 30 minutes.
So I've had the hot stones massage and am feeling all relaxed and I'm now ready for the hand relief. Thing is the lady is dressed in a white massage outfit (not sexy) and has a covid mask on her face, I am no spring chicken and need some stimulation. I reach for my phone and play a video of girls popping balloons, I've got the volume on low so only I/we can hear as the rooms are close together and walls paper thin. The girl (calls herself Ming); wants to know what I am watching, she looks at the phone while still tugging away on me. Her eyes go wide and she exclaims "Oh so much fun!", she giggles and speeds up, the video I am watching is this one, and for those that haven't seen it, it's constant BANG! BANG! BANG!.
Anyway, 2 minutes later, I've covered her small little hands in (well you know) and she is wiping me down. After I got dressed I said it would be good if she could do the balloon thing for me - I said this jokingly, she nodded her head enthusiastically and called over the manager into the room. They have a chat in Chinese and the manager asks to see the video, I show her, she also giggles and says If I come in first thing when no one else is around, they can accommodate me on a Sunday only. Apparantley Sunday is the quietest day and although they open at 10am, they don't usually get any customers until 11. I might take them up on the offer.
Has anyone else had any balloon fun at massage joints?
So I've had the hot stones massage and am feeling all relaxed and I'm now ready for the hand relief. Thing is the lady is dressed in a white massage outfit (not sexy) and has a covid mask on her face, I am no spring chicken and need some stimulation. I reach for my phone and play a video of girls popping balloons, I've got the volume on low so only I/we can hear as the rooms are close together and walls paper thin. The girl (calls herself Ming); wants to know what I am watching, she looks at the phone while still tugging away on me. Her eyes go wide and she exclaims "Oh so much fun!", she giggles and speeds up, the video I am watching is this one, and for those that haven't seen it, it's constant BANG! BANG! BANG!.
Anyway, 2 minutes later, I've covered her small little hands in (well you know) and she is wiping me down. After I got dressed I said it would be good if she could do the balloon thing for me - I said this jokingly, she nodded her head enthusiastically and called over the manager into the room. They have a chat in Chinese and the manager asks to see the video, I show her, she also giggles and says If I come in first thing when no one else is around, they can accommodate me on a Sunday only. Apparantley Sunday is the quietest day and although they open at 10am, they don't usually get any customers until 11. I might take them up on the offer.
Has anyone else had any balloon fun at massage joints?
there was a new girl - sparrow. That was her name, I kid you not. The manageress recognised me and screamed out (in a good way) "Oh Mr balloony man". She explained in Chinese and was very animated in waving her arms about in an attempt to try to explain to the other girl. She said "Show video; show video". So I did. 'Sparrow' was non plussed, bewildered even, the look on her face. She then said something in Chinese. Possibly along the lines of "Is this guy for real?, most men want us to bounce on their cock or suck it! this dude wants me to pop balloons!?".
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