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Old 22-06-2019, 12:21 AM
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There are a lot of people out there with fetishes.

And a lot of people with kinks.

And except for a girl with a latex allergy and a girl that was globophobic, I've only gotten responses ranging from confused to agreeable. And my ex-wife who treated it like a perversion.

Which I suppose it is.

Anyhow, I was wondering what the weirdest fetish you've ever actually come across.

I have two entries:

1. The girl that got off on men fighting. MMC was her nervana. She admitted to that being her porn. She admitted that when there was a full on melt down beat down, that was her favorite. She offered full on balloon sex if I would get into a fight at the club. She seriously loved it.

2. A girl that looks like the girl next door, with a history. Small, Blonde, Weird. She admitted that she has wet dreams of getting dismembered. At a morgue. You would think she might be trying to shock me, but she has three tattoos of morticians equipment.

She's an awesome woman and totally gets balloons. Very into the loud violent pop.

Anyhow, those are my entries.
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Old 22-06-2019, 12:32 AM
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Second follow on thought:


"I fuck balloons" is an awesome counter to any reluctance to the truth.

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I like talking sex and figuring out what gets them off. And in the right place, I introduce my self as a balloon fetishist. And 20% of the time, the've heard about it. The other 80% they are curious. They are totally confused.

But in any conversation you also get to ask questions and the obvious one is "I admitted to my fetish, what's yours?" And most girls have something. Most people have something is what I should have said. But I like talking to pretty girls.

So when I'm talking to pretty girls..............I remind them that whatever their kink or fetish is, I beat them on the peversion scale. "I fuck balloons". And they know it's true. That I admit it. And most often the person I'm talking to will say I like..." ????"

And 9 times out of ten the thing they like is something banal. A kink they believe is "wrong". But for some people the admission that "I fuck balloons" will drop all walls and you can hear the real fantasy.
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Old 23-06-2019, 12:49 PM
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The weirdest fetishes, are - for me - the ones that are just genuinely distasteful, like people who get off playing with (or consuming) faeces; people who get off on coercive or non-consensual rape-like scenarios, and anything involving vomit. There are obvious ones like insect/animal crush fetishes and necrophilia, or ones involving kids or child-like people, which I also find abhorrent.

I know some of those are illegal, and some are in a grey area, but it makes our balloon fetish look like Sesame Street by comparison.

I appreciate that human sexuality, and kinks and fetishes are subjective and personal, but there are some that are just wrong, no matter how you dress them up.
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Old 26-06-2019, 10:14 PM
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I think the strangest one I've heard of was someone into getting struck by lightning...
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An ex of mine had a thing for water sports. I went along with it (as you do in a developing relationship) but for me, well I just never really got it. I didn’t mind her pulling me close, wrapping a leg around us whilst we were in the shower together with a look of determined concentration on her face whilst peeing all down my leg. That was kind of acceptable between us. I didn’t mind being peed on over my body but for me the big red line was taking it in the mouth or in the face. Each to their own here n all that, but I never once found that entertaining- let alone arousing.

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Old 27-06-2019, 12:48 PM
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I think the strangest one I've heard of was someone into getting struck by lightning...
Genuine question: can it be a fetish, when it's something so hard to actually happen?

To my eyes, having a "lightning fetish" is like saying someone has a fetish for meeting deities. The chances of it actually happen is so rare, nigh almost to the point of impossibility, that I'm not entirely certain someone can really claim it to be a fetish, when it's so hard to actually do.

I know there are some parts of the world, who get more lightning than others, but to say someone has a fetish for being struck by lightning, must mean they are either incredibly unlucky, or it's a fetish they can rarely participate in, can they?
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