Here's the deal.
I just had a night I'm still trying to figure out.
This is what I wrote about 1.5 -3 hours after getting home, and before I fell asleep.
It's 2:30 AM. i just took a shot of Rye and I literally don't know how I feel.
I posted a day ago about a strip club having a Fetish Friday and I was going to bring balloons.
I'm freaking out because I can't write a single thing about tonight without it sounding like a "Dear Penhouse.." letter.
Things I checked off the looner checklist tonight.
...Sit two feet away from one girl use a zepplin balloon to hump another dancer. And the dancer was blowing up a balloon at the time."
That's what happened.
But the only other time I could write that sentence was if I was writing the letter.
So here is the start of my letter.
Dear Penhouse, I am a pervert. An out looner. A balloon fucker.
That's right, I fuck balloons. At the very least I find them sexy.
Tonight I went to a public place and told everyone. And I fucking mean everyone. Everyone at the club tonight, at least.
I know I don't have to tell you, but any 12" BTP is loud. And a STP of a 14" is not quiet as a mouse stealing cheese.
...
ad....
....
I'm thinking
I just had a night I'm still trying to figure out.
This is what I wrote about 1.5 -3 hours after getting home, and before I fell asleep.
It's 2:30 AM. i just took a shot of Rye and I literally don't know how I feel.
I posted a day ago about a strip club having a Fetish Friday and I was going to bring balloons.
I'm freaking out because I can't write a single thing about tonight without it sounding like a "Dear Penhouse.." letter.
Things I checked off the looner checklist tonight.
...Sit two feet away from one girl use a zepplin balloon to hump another dancer. And the dancer was blowing up a balloon at the time."
That's what happened.
But the only other time I could write that sentence was if I was writing the letter.
So here is the start of my letter.
Dear Penhouse, I am a pervert. An out looner. A balloon fucker.
That's right, I fuck balloons. At the very least I find them sexy.
Tonight I went to a public place and told everyone. And I fucking mean everyone. Everyone at the club tonight, at least.
I know I don't have to tell you, but any 12" BTP is loud. And a STP of a 14" is not quiet as a mouse stealing cheese.
...
ad....
....
I'm thinking
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