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Old 12-01-2019, 09:32 AM
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I got my self into a bit of an akward situation the other day. I had to walk ten kilometers nacked.
Luckelly it was night time at the last part of the walk trough my town, but I still had to hide in each time a car drove by so it took a long time to get home without getting caught.
Well, i was not entirely nacked.
I walked with an uninflated used GL1200 balloon that i held around my private parts.
Well i better explain how i ended in this situation.
I started the day diving up to a lokal shop that sells balloons and helium becauce i needed some balloons and helium for a party.
I bought a lot of balloons about 300 and the at first two helium tanks.
As I loaded the last helium tank the lady that owend the the shop med asked if i i needed more helium for the balloons.
Well you can't get too much helium i said so i bought a smaller tank in a box.
As I drove home i got to think.
The two tanks i bought had plenty of helium for the 300 balloons so why did she say that it wasn't enough.
And there was something about the way she looked at me as I paid for the last tank of helium.
Well it was probaly nothing.
Since i had plenty of helium i brought the box with the small helium tank up to my appartement on the second floor.
Since it was in the middle of the summer the appartement was hot.
So i opened both my huge kitchen window and the huge dubble door out to my balcony to get the temperture down a bit.
I took of all my clothe and sat down looking at the helium box.
I simply got too corious, i had to take a closer look at the box.
I opened it and inside there was a small tŠnk, a hose that was about one meter in lengh and some rubber plugs with a plastic pipe in difriend sizes.
Well since i really like floating on a GL1200 balloon it could not hurt to try if one of the GL1200 balloons i have i though.
I got one i i use one time before and found a plug that looked to be the right size. It fitted perfectly in the neck of the GL1200 balloon.
I then connected the hose to the plug and picked up the small helium tank.
It was now i notised that it was difriend from the other helium tanks.
It was bright pink and marked He10000 experimental.
Well it could not hurt to test it i tought.
As helium rushed into the balloon it i stepped over the middle part of it still nacked to keep it from floating off.
As more and more helium rushed into the balloon it started to lift up to my croch, but in a strange way.
The both ends of the balloon inflated more and the part between det my legs not as much.
The balloon began to feel like it was floating on water with me on it..
I could feel the balloon beginning to pull me upward.
That's not good i thought and tried to close valve on the helium tank, but it was stuck.
I was in trouble.
The balloon got more and more boyant.
Suddently i could not reach the floor with my feets any more and I started to float upward.
The helium tank ran out, but at this time i was in trouble.
I could not get off the balloon without getting hurt and the draft pushed me out of the balcony door while i was floating higher up in the air.
As I floated outside the wind caught me and the balloon and we started float off the balcony and up over the roof.
Totaly helpless i floated higher and higher up over my home town totaly nacked on the balloon.
The balloon was just as comfortable to sit on floating in the air as I was floating on water
Since i was totaly helpless and in the mercy of the balloon i began to enjoy it.
This was what i have fantasized about all the times i had been floating on the lake on a GL1200 balloon.
Since the balloon was pulling upward a lot harder than when i was floating on the lake it was really well balanced and I felt really secure on it.
And. There was something about it. I don't know if it was the special helium
It just felt more rubber like between my legs than usual.
I don't know how long i floated in the air on the balloon, but it was beginning to get dark and I could see that the balloon was slowly starting to desend.
I know where i was.
I was just over the lake i used to float on.
The balloon floated just over the tree tops and out over the lake still desending
When i was about tree meters over the water i held on to the helium tank and letted my self tumble sideway into the water.
I just managed to get the hose between my legs so i could almost walk on the water lifted by the balloon to the shore.
As I got to the shore i was near the place where there is some diving boards.
I quickly climbed up the ten meter board latter still with the hose connected to the balloon between my legs.
It made the ten meter climb really easy, almost too easy
Becauce i i had to hold on to the guard rail not to float up in the air again
I managed to pull down the balloon and hold on to it with my arms and legs.
As I got to the edge of the ten meter diving board i shifted my weight forward on the balloon and jumped.
It was amazing
Lying on the balloon it took almost five minutters to desend to the water and the rubber feeling was so intence that i got a huge orgasm.
As the balloon hid the water the plug came loose from the neck of the balloon and the helium rushed out.
Since the balloon was still carrying me, we went forward like you see in a cartoon, it was a good way to end the adventure.
The helium tank landed in the deepest part of the lake so i will not see that again since it will probaly sinke down in the mud on the lake bottom.
I landed in a meter of water tree meters from the shore as the last helium rushed of the balloon.
Well not all of it
I was able to tie the neck of the balloon with a little helium left in it.
I got the balloon between my legs and began to walk home that way still feeling a bit boyant.
It was easyer to walk and run bare footed this way since the wind had died down totaly
Each time i had to cross a street i just bounced over it.
I must say that it was the easyest ten kilometer run i have ever made, and funnyest.
Exept when i had to hide from a car ecasonaly.
But with a stroke of luck i was not seen by anyone
As I got home there was no more helium in the balloon
But what an adventure.
I guess that i have to go to the shop to see if they have any more of that helium
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Old 26-01-2019, 08:22 PM
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HA liked the story!!!!
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Old 26-01-2019, 09:30 PM
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Thanks.
Wouldn't it be cool if you could by that kind of lifting gas?
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Old 24-02-2019, 10:38 AM
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The winter had past and the first summer day had arrived.
The floating trip over my home town on the GL1200 balloon seemt like a distant dream.
I finaly mustered the currage to drive up to the balloon shop hear if i could by more of that special helium.
I sat in my car outside the shop for fifteen minuts before i got my self together and went into the shop.
Standing behind the desk was the same lady as last time i was there.
"How can i help you?" she asked
"Eeh i need some helium" i said
"Well that is what we sell here" she said." What kind?"
"Eeh last time i was here you sold me a pink tank. I would really like to by that kind of helium". I said
"oh that kind of helium. Did you have fun with it? She asked.
"Oh yes" i said "it was a bit scary og at first, but eventualy i got to enjoy it" i said
"What kind of balloon did you use? " she asked
"A rifco GL1200 balloon" i said "and oh boy i was in for a surprice"
"Well it sounds like that you found the right way to use that kind of helium let me see if i have more of it."she said and walked into the back room.
I waited impaitently.
" You where in luck "she said" i have these two tanks left"
I imidialy bought both tanks.
"Have fun with them" she said.
"I definitialy will" i said.
Drivning home was almost unbareble and when i got home i ran up the stairs with the helium tanks and sat them on the floor in my living room.
I opened both my kichen door and the balcony doors becauce the apartment was hot.
I went into my bed room and opened the closet where i have my balloons and latex gear.
I took a GL1200 balloon, but then my new inflatable latex fox catsuit came in my wiev
"I wonder how the helium would feel in that" i tought..
I pulled the suit on.
It was hot, but not unbareble. I did not sweat in the suit.
I took the inflatable fox mask on. Now it got really hot.
Quickly i inflated it with the helium.
It was nice and cool on my head and it felt a bit wierd. Like it was lifting my head a bit
I quikly closed the walve and started inflating the tail.
As more and more helium got into the tail it started lifting upward and pulled my ass up a bit. I could definitialy feel the upward pull.
Looking at the pressure gage i had only used 1/10 of the helium.
I closed the valve on the tail and connected the hose to the suits main valve
I was now begining to feel hot, but I took my wetsuit boots on first and opened the helium tank to full blast.
There was a strap on the helium tank so i hung it on my neck to keep the weight off my arms.
As more and more helium rushed into the suit it cooled me down nicely.
It felt soo good and it made the rubber feeling more intence like it did when i was floating on the GL1200 balloon.
I was begining to feel lighter too, but I don't know what is wrong with the valves on these tanks. It was stuck like last time
Glad that i i remembered to put my credit card into my wetsuit boot i felt lighter and lighter untill i floated out of my balcony door and up over the roof of my house
I could see my naighbor across the street look in aw so i waved back. I floated higher and higher. I was now up between the clouds.
The suit stoped rising at about two kilometers, but how will i get down again.
I could not reach the valve and I floated further and further away from home.
Well it felt so good that i did not really care.
The light breese took me north and eventualy i started slowly to desend.
By coinsedence i landed on the field just across the street where the balloon store is.
The lady who owned the store saw me land and bounce up again and she ran out on the field and grabed my feets the second time i bounced up again.
The upward pull of the suit was so strong that she was lifted five meters up in the air with me before we touched down again.
"That was scary but soo cool" she said..
She putted her arms around my shoulders and pulled her self up on my back and shouted" JUMP " and I jumped hard..
We floated twenty meters up and landed right in the yard in front of the shop.
"Thanks for the ride" she said "i better let the helium out of your suit.
She brought me to a comressor and sucked the helium out of the suit and into the tank.
" Let me take a picture of you "she said.
" You will get a life time of the helium for this "she said.
" Wow tanks "i said" can you give me a lift home? It's a bit too far to walk "
" Sure "she said
We drowe home to me in her colorfull van
" This is where i live thanks for the ride "i said.
" Remember what i said. If you need more of that special helium just come to my store" she said
"Thanks" i said and walked up to my apartment in my latex fox catsuit getting strange looks from my naighbors

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