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Old 22-05-2019, 04:21 PM
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I think the reason the OP put this on the forum was to vent their frustration about how overboard this woman went.

Odds on she acting like this to make the boyfriend or husband jealous.

He’s not “thinking with his dick” he is telling a funny/crazy story for us all to enjoy.

Fair point to never stick it in crazy but he actually was thinking. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t have stopped at feeling her breasts, he would have gone the whole way.

My advice to the OP is to handle everything with this woman over the phone so she can’t do anything to you. Keep it professional and if you have to find grounds for an eviction.

I’ve dealt with this kind of tennant before and I’d dosen’t always end well.

No doubt this comment will get some criticism but hey at the end of the day it’s a second act to the show��
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Old 22-05-2019, 06:43 PM
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I'll take Things That Never Happened for $1000, Alex....
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Old 22-05-2019, 09:31 PM
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Odds on she acting like this to make the boyfriend or husband jealous.
Bingo.

Y'all are reading far too much into this. If this was my post, I'd have regretted ever posting by now.
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Old 11-06-2019, 03:03 AM
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Howdy BusterBill! Full respect to you. The truth is it did happen. And because this is a forum where we can share shit we can't share anywhere else, I shared it.

It honestly doesn't matter to me if you believe me. I got some great responses that helped me figure out how to handle it and how to move forward. For that I am grateful.

And lioon. Because I have gotten some good replies, I don't regret it. Thanks to all that shared their input.
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Old 13-06-2019, 01:31 AM
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I'm pretty impressed you could still think so logical in that situation.
Like many people already said it was the right thing to do, but I'm 99% sure I would have given in my desire.
It takes a lot of strength of will to decline such an offer. Especially if the situation is really as promising as you described.
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Old 15-06-2019, 02:32 AM
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Cho:

I'm still kicking myself at using my brain. I keep reminding myself that it could end my business and thus my life, but at the same time my dick says, maybe it won't.

I have to admit that I now avoid her. I'm nervous that the same opportunity/offer will present itself. It was torture to refuse it once. I don't know that I could again.
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Old 15-06-2019, 08:52 PM
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There's no 'could'. She will ruin your life, the end. Run through the possible scenarios of how a girl like her and a guy like her husband ended up not only together, but married. Who knows what the story is, but I can almost guarantee you, it's not good.

Also, my guess is that she won't make that offer again. No idea what her ulterior motive was (though rest assured there was one), but the idea she was trying to make her husband jealous seems likely. So now that they've patched things up (presumably), she probably won't even admit to having made the offer.

At least, that'd be ideal for you, in a strange way. No temptation, heh.

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Old 20-06-2019, 12:58 PM
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I'm still kicking myself at using my brain. I keep reminding myself that it could end my business and thus my life, but at the same time my dick says, maybe it won't.
In short, this scenario is going to backfire on your sooner or later, and will only harm you in the long term. In all honesty, you need to start thinking less with your dick! (Your words!)

Honestly! Stay well-away from this lady, and her man, and don't even consider having any kind of romantic, sexual, platonic, or other relationship with her, unless you want her to have a hugely detrimental affect on your life.

If you enjoy pain, punishment, grief and hassle in your life, then by all means continue playing with her, but I can almost guarantee that this is going to go horrendously wrong for you, and if you think it won't, then I'm afraid, you are likely to be kidding yourself.
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Old 21-06-2019, 01:13 AM
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Thanks Balloonboyuk. The fun part is, I have to interact with her. She lives in my building
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Old 21-06-2019, 01:16 AM
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But you are right. She is trouble.
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