Favorite Balloon phrase?

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  • Yonkers Looner
    Member
    • Oct 2019
    • 31

    #31
    Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

    Sex of any kind without pillow talk is just boring! I kind of have this fantasy where a woman will watch me have a little non-popper fun for a while, then come in and teasingly burst all my balloons.

    “Uh oh... that’s a sharp little pin there...”

    “Maybe just a FEW more puffs...”

    “Mmm... nice and tight! It’s just about fit to bursting!”

    (Particularly after a squeeze pop) “Aw, I guess I loved it to bits!”

    “I think you’ve got too many, you could afford to lose a few dozen!”

    “Aw, you’re really enjoying those balloons of yours! That’s so cute! It’d be a real shame if someone were to... I dunno, spoil your fun let’s say?

    “Get your hands away from your ears and stop crying you big crybaby, it’s almost over!”

    “Don’t worry, I PROMISE I’ll stop blowing before it pops!”

    “You’re really gonna get so upset over balloons? What are you, 5? Grow up, be a big boy, and help me pop these things!“

    “I mean, we COULD just untie them and let all the air out, but I think bursting them is much faster and more fun!”

    “I think this room could be a bit more spacious if you got rid of all these stupid toys! Here, let me help you!”

    “Say bye bye balloons!”

    ... Y’know reading these back it’s occurring to me a MAY have a dom thing going too.
    Sometimes I feel like Freud would have a bloody field day with me...

    Writer, future teacher, gamer, nerd, lover, looner, stoner, unapologetic nutcase

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    • Stoiclooner
      Junior Member
      • Jul 2020
      • 25

      #32
      Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

      I just love listening to my girl saying when b2p "it's going to EXPLODE!" or "WOW, look at this huge neck, it's going to be loud!"

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      • desertdude
        Junior Member
        • Jul 2020
        • 5

        #33
        Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

        I like when people get excited to pop balloons and say things like, "I LOVE popping balloons it's so fun!" or "woah that's a big balloon... I wanna pop it!" Kinda makes me feel like sh*t but in a good way, since I tend to struggle with popping them.

        A few other favorite phrases:

        "Um what's with all these balloons? Can I pop them?

        "Wow you really like balloons."

        "Okay you've had these stupid balloons laying around forever, I'm gonna pop them now."

        "Ugh stop being so ridiculous and help me pop these balloons!"

        *watching me nervously struggle to pop the balloon* "Come on just pop it already! Why are you so afraid of a stupid balloon?"

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        • palloncino90
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2018
          • 391

          #34
          Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

          Although I'm a non-popper, exclamations like "I'm gonna pop this balloon", "This balloon is huge", "I like these balloons, I want to play with", "I want to inflate it", "Are you scared?" etc by my woman literally turn me on.
          I want to live surrounded of big and colorful balloons

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          • Slow DeFlaite
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2023
            • 267

            #35
            Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

            Wow that is a BIG BALLOON!....I have a NEEDLE!

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            • stretchedtight
              Senior Member
              • Apr 2013
              • 169

              #36
              Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

              hopefully this works. Audio only

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              • Dust of the Saturn
                Stretched like space-time
                • Feb 2018
                • 309

                #37
                Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                Originally posted by jiffy
                hopefully this works. Audio only

                Oh wow, where is this from? that was hot! felt so natural and real.
                And I ask myself, why? and all I hear is the cold, dead silence of the cosmos.

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                • ball00nd00d
                  Junior Member
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 8

                  #38
                  Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                  I'm going to guess its the balloon goddess kirby

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                  • Slow DeFlaite
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2023
                    • 267

                    #39
                    Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                    It's Time to "Busssst The Big Ball'lloons!"

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                    • Depresso
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2022
                      • 29

                      #40
                      Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                      Any time when the girl refers to the supposed psychological state of the balloons or talks about how inflated and thus in danger a balloon is. Ex.
                      "Yep, he/she/it's about done."
                      "It's probably pretty scared by what I'm doing."
                      "I'm gonna torment it a bit more, before we're done."
                      "It's gonna take about two...three more breaths or so. Look at how transparent it is."

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                      • Loonbuster
                        Member
                        • Apr 2023
                        • 33

                        #41
                        Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                        'IT'S BUSTING TIME FOR THOSE BALLOONS' - always excites me!

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                        • Gunnapop
                          Member
                          • Oct 2020
                          • 94

                          #42
                          Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                          ...my wife slowly inflating a big one...and when it gets massive, she says "I want you to squirt all over my dirty balloon".

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                          • stretchedtight
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 169

                            #43
                            Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                            Correct!
                            Originally posted by ball00nd00d
                            I'm going to guess its the balloon goddess kirby

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                            • Loonycouple
                              Junior Member
                              • Jun 2023
                              • 10

                              #44
                              Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                              My favorite would be when the Mrs says do you want me to pop it!!
                              Or it’s about to pop!!

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                              • Golden
                                Senior Member
                                • Jun 2022
                                • 234

                                #45
                                Re: Favorite Balloon phrase?

                                I'm about to pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!

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