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Old 19-02-2020, 11:23 PM
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Wink Please Don't Squeeze The Balloon
Did you hear what happened, last Saturday night/
While dancing and drinking, we all got half-tight/
This soft squishy balloon, was bouncing to me/
When up jumped the bouncer, and he hollered at me.

Please don't squeeze the balloon, don't hold it so tight/
You'd best keep my warning, it's my last one tonight/
It's soft and it's squishy, and as sweet as can be/
If that balloon needs squeezing, then leave that to me.

Along about midnight, I was feeling no pain/
And me and that balloon, were dancing again/
Then Hank and big Pascal, got into a fight/
And I heard someone holler, as out went the light.

Please don't squeeze the balloon, don't hold it so tight/
You'd best keep my warning, it's my last one tonight/
It's soft and it's squishy, and as sweet as can be/
If that balloon needs squeezing, then leave that to me.
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